Well here are some random things that I thought might be of interest to you all ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
      
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Ok, so mom thinks I might have a hernia. I looked up hernias online and found out the one I'd have [if in fact this nausea-inducing pain in my abdomen is a hernia] requires surgery. Anyone got $30,000 insurance money just lying around? I have no insurance, so I can't even go see a doctor to have it even looked at. Thank-you America ( Read more... )

LIFE LESSONS WITH RACHEL
Lesson #7850
Why You Should Always Use Clean DishesDad is always after me because I seem to change glasses a lot. For example, if I drink Orange Juice in one glass, I get a new one for my next non-orange juice drink. Same thing with Milk. Or, conversely, if I'm drinking in a plastic cup all day, I change to a glass for ( Read more... )

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I know I'm a little behind the times here, but, happy belated birthday to:


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Happy Birthday Kayla!

Here's to the punk lady herself, in all her "gothic" safety pin wearing, Hot Topic shopping, hockey playing, horror movie watching glory.

Have a happy 14th year! I imagine you're tired of hearing it, but I just can't believe you're this old already! Lots of love, your Aunt Smelly! :)

Happy Birthday Dolores!!!!

Here's to my Mongoloid ghost sister and Plastic Porn Productions Associate; Always remember, dearest Tenisha/Tanguray/Tonic, the fun times we had during the Potato Famine and the Black Plague with the Trillion Topazes on our faces. People like you don't come around every lifetime. I'm so glad you decided to incarnate ( Read more... )

Ariel Isis James

April 28, 1990 - July 12, 2004Beloved companion, friend, protector, and everything a well brought up little lady should be ( Read more... )

I know I haven't posted in like, what, a month, and I have full intentions of discussing the recent events that have taken place. However, this is not that post.

All I have to say is, HALLE-FUCKIN'-LUJAH! ERIN---GET HAPPY! I am so frocking psyched right now... He only has to win against nine others; there's hope, right ( Read more... )